Hey you! I cannot believe you are 30!!! Don't you feel SO old?! I never thought the day would come where I would actually be that old!! Well first of all, I would like to apologize for college. My freshman year was rough, but hopefully I picked a major soon enough that it didn't take you 5 or 6 years to graduate! And whatever it was that I picked, I hope you absolutely love it, and are successful enough to support yourself! If not, hopefully you married rich! Haha just kidding! Also, I apologize for being so indecisive all those years, hopefully I grew out of it! But I guarantee that we had a good time at Purdue!
Well, I always said I wanted to be married by the time I'm 25 or 26, hopefully that happened and you finally found a nice guy who treats you right (and who mom, dad, and Chad approve of)! Speaking of Chad, did he finally get married?! I hope so, I always wanted to be an Aunt and he is my only hope! Please don't tell me he is living in mom and dad's basement again!
I hope you already had at least one kid with that stud of a husband of yours and are planning on having lots more! Well maybe 2 more at least, giving birth looks pretty painful. Just promise me one thing. WORK OUT and EAT HEALTHY!! It's good for you and you'll live a long healthy life. I know we think that pregnant women are SO cute and whatnot, but once you're not pregnant anymore, it's not acceptable to look like you still are! That is just not cute! I hope you will one day be 80 and still kickin, living some place warm, driving 25 miles per hour down the street in a BMW convertable! Okay so I lied, you probably will still speed when you're 80, huh?